Optoelectric Television Hair

This won't change anything.

One would sneeze.

Honey bunches of oats.

To walk humbly with God.

Thank you m'lady.

Boulders, canals, windmills and people on skates.

We have a discussion period.

Football baby.

Is that name familiar? To you?

Lashed out of camp.

The Dogs they like to bark and bite for God doth made them so.

I'd thrash her.

It does not match your natural strength curve.

Now move in and shake hands.

So if you're so good at knowing all the answers on Monday morning.

Time runs out.

Preserving our TV heritage.

Painful crippling hair deformity.

Hair trigger? Yep, you bet.

Yeah, and him with it. Oh no. Oh yeah.

Obstetrics & gynecology update. Infant morbidity.

Home inter-uterine monitoring.

Just get it over with.

Love staring into the stars.

Brute force. All over Leningrad.

Ahora se ahora.

Tattooing today hosted by Peter Fonda. Dried tattooed heads.

Specifically on order.

I can't. I can't. Latin Quarter was the best.

Hip hop primary care physician.

There is an answer.

To live the American Dream.

Others living the Mogadishu dream.

A word of caution for 12 million Americans.

Miracle ear clarifier.

The people were so hype.

All you in labor.

If you ain't quit you sins you ain't never saw Him.

The Baptizer.

Half priced. The Beauty Club. Color kits.

Personalized to what you like.

The infamous grassy knoll. 45 minutes of fast tornado action.

Introducing speed peeler.

It's all I've ever done.

The mall event.

Get it done today.

Some definite action will occur.

My 40th birthday is coming up.

A little bit of time each day.

Getting your veins flowing with your blood is very very important.

The problem is where one wants to dominate the other.

6 sisters, no brothers.

Sportsticker survey.

What about our presentation?

I can tell you for a fact it still exists.

That's part of my...I don't know...my usage, I mean.

The latest, safest technique.

He was a real con. Enormous talent.

Find the right financing!

Story at 11.

Over the years.

A padded costume.

Mama.

A shrink.

The poem we learned.

The secret handshake.

Makes it all the more believable.

A cabin by the lake.

Enable you to make the feeling of such a technique.

A 40 dollar value, absolutely free.

Little Elaine Foster.

Trials on lab animals have proven successful.

One is right for you.

Medicine. That really helped.

Satisfied you inner voice.

Top-quality human hair.

A 90's fashion.

Carve the name of my squire on your shinbone, daddy.

Take everything else off the air.

Artistic growth. Next.

You woe white pants.

Illegal golf balls invade Cleveland.

The whole dashboard was incongruous.

Will this take very long?

Oregon's got its work cut out for it tonight.

Heavens to Betsy.

I have earwigs bigger than this patio.

Somebody paid a price, laid down his life, followed the truth,

Preached the truth.

Infectious, was it.

A not so typical story.

A real tear.

A handsome feller indeed.

The downtrodden.

Next morning.

Abdicated.

A murder is announced.

Sulpherous mud.

I've rarely tasted such primal, illicit condiments.

Nervous energy changes things.


Illustration by Jon Burgerman (http://www.jonburgerman.com)